A Young Woman's Trip to the Psychic
Once there was a young woman that went to a psychic, hoping to communicate with her recently departed grandmother. She sat down a couple of feet in front of the psychic, no table was between them. As the psychic held a large crystal rock in her hands, she closed her eyes, and asked for guidance from the spirits to assist with the reading. "I'm getting a very clear vision of you, recently... maybe 45 minutes ago... sitting on the toilet, taking a shit," said the psychic, her eyes still closed, holding the crystal. Now the young woman knew she was very good at cleaning her ass, and even used baby wipes post-regular-wiping to assure her behind was clean. And the young woman religiously washed her hands post potty-time to the tune of 'happy birthday' in her mind to assure she was washing a sufficient amount of time. So, she knew the psychic's vision was real. The psychic had no way o...